Res-erecting The Dead

“There are two kinds of people in the world. Elvis people and Beatles people. Now Elvis people can like the Beatles, and Beatles people can like Elvis, but nobody likes them both equally.” – Mia Wallace, deleted Pulp Fiction scene.

I think it’s safe to say that the ad people who came up with the new viagra cialis online pharmacy pharmacy commercial are Beatles people, because Elvis people wouldn’t have dared ruin his beloved song “Viva Las Vegas.”

The new ad shows a group of special E.D. guys playing with their geetars and singing about their boner pills in a love shack. Their upbeat tempo seems more like they’re on happy pills than Viagra. And, of course, they seem oblivious to the irony of using a song by someone who overdosed and died from prescription drugs. – I’m sure if the blue pill was available in 1977, Elvis would have been found dead and bloated on the can with raging hard-on. The dude was a walking pharmacy when he kicked the bucket of chicken. TCB, RIP.

This has got to be the most unintentional, creepiest commercial I’ve seen in a while. If you haven’t caught it, here are the lyrics:

Got me a honey gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
At the end of the day I’m not a guy who’ll stray cause she’s my heart’s desire
Now this lonesome toad is sick of the road I can’t wait, I can’t wait to go home
Viva Viagra! Viva Viagra! Viva Viagra!

So basically, Viagra’s (tent) pitchmen are wholesome, monogamous men who only sprout medically-induced wood for their wives. Well I call that dishonesty in advertising. The real Viagra poppers are recreational users. Rather than the fantasy baseball club guys crooning about poonin’, the commercials should show another group of middle-aged men, a group of dance club-scrounging, shiny shirt-wearing, Red Bull-chugging, bad come-on lines-spewing, turds who use Viagra to compensate for old age and cocaine side effects. And with them in mind, I’ve taken the liberty of Weird Al-izing The King’s tune myself. Enjoy!

Black light ‘n’ roofie gonna set my pole
Gonna set my pole on fire
Got a pain in my wang that’s starting to burn
So I’m a trick looking for a girl to hire
There’s a thousand pretty women waitin’ out there
And they’re all itchin’ with no health care
And I’m just a dick with pills to spare
Viva Viagra, Viva Viagra, Viva Viagra!

Shortage of medical treatment due to death of prisoner Yan Sok Kea
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Public Statement

Shortage of Health Treatment for Prisoner and Delayed until Yan Sok Kea die

The Human Rights and Development Association (ADHOC) strongly condemn about shortage of health treatment for a suspect Yan Sok Kea becoming seriously ill and also condemn about medical online pharmacy viagra is delayed and negligent to let Yan Sok Kea die fatefully.

Yan Sok Kea was innocent, arrested by theory of not mistake of police, he was indicted of “destruction of nature”by Phnom Penh court which processes until now this case is not yet rightfully investigated. Yan Sok Kea is healthy when he was arrested by police then he was sent from Preahvihear province on November 14, 2008 for temporary detention in the correction center 1 “Preysar ” where he had got high fever for several days without treatment until he become unconscious and his limb become unmovable then he was sent lately to Preah Monivong hospital. Yan Sok Kea is hospitalized in Preahmonivong from April 12, 2008 until April 24, 2008 when medical doctor was negligent, not carefully and treat in risk without medical consultation but in contrast doctor muttered about lack of medicine, no budget, no modern medical tool; doctor did to take action to save life of Yan Sok Kea and delayed until he die momentously without treatment likely to life of animal.

Even if there are several times of intervention by Human Rights Organizations but procedure and style of bureaucracy in transfer Yan Sok Kea to modern hospital is so late that is lead Yan Sok Kea to die in Hospital of Cambodia-Russia friendship on April 28, 2008 without awareness of result of consultation.

ADHOC insist to Government to pay more attention again to examine thoroughly in treatment of prisoner’s health and medical service of patient in hospital in avoid of allowing patient as Yan Sok Kea die hazardously anymore, likely to life of animal without treatment following the United Nations Rule of Minimum Standard forTtreatment of Prisoner. Furthermore ADHOC urge to Government to penalize all involved officials who make prisoner died and especially ADHOC request for all level of court have to investigate rightfully before imprisonment and make human life considered as in vain without responsibility in duty.
Phnom Penh on April 28, 2008

Further information please contact to:
-Mr. Chakrya Ny, Head of monitoring ADHOC H.P : 011 27 49 59
-Mr. Soveth Chan, Human Rights Officer ADHOC H.P : 016 93 75 91

Accountable Palliative Care Organizations (APCOs)
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Accountable Palliative Care Organizations (APCOs)

From time to time, clients inquire if there is a single factor which keeps communities, in general, and hospital/health systems, specifically, from realizing the full potential of palliative care. Our analyses of the Dartmouth Medical Atlas suggests to us that HOW communities are ORGANIZED to deliver and distribute palliative care may be the single most important determinant of success.

Drawing a composite picture of a hospital’s (and community's) palliative care performance from palliative outcome indicators can reveal lots about performance in meeting the needs of those with advanced illness. Our study of better-performing communities identifies several attributes shared by these exemplar palliative care communities (much has been written recently about one of these Exemplars - LaCrosse, Wisconsin). These shared attributes are:
• Multiple Points of Patient Access
• Multiple Sources of Reimbursement and Mechanisms to Enable Internal Pricing and Transfers
• Chief Palliative Care Officer
• Protocols/Tools Span Settings of Care
• Relentless Collection of Data and Focus on Accumulating and Disseminating Knowledge of Best Practices.

We refer to virtual structures possessing these attributes as Accountable Palliative Care Organizations (APCOs). In coming posts, I'll offer more detail on why these attributes matter, and why APCOs are so difficult to develop. In the meantime, I'm curious to learn your thoughts, and how your assessment of current late-life care practices in your communities confirms or refutes this organizational model.

7 Tips for Swallowing Semen
Even though swallowing semen may help prevent depression and lower blood pressure, many women (including some who enthusiastically perform fellatio on their men) still don't like to swallow. Women who don't swallow usually blame their gag reflex or the taste of semen for their refusal. However, swallowing has deep, symbolic significance to men. By swallowing, a woman indicates her complete acceptance of him. Spitting out his semen is a symbolic rejection to many men.

If you would like to make fellatio an even better experience for your man by swallowing his semen, here are seven tips for overcoming the gag reflex and the taste:

1) Swallow in the morning

If gagging is an obstacle to swallowing for you, you should know that the gag reflex is least active the first thing in the morning. Try giving your man fellatio when you first wake up. This is the best time to practice swallowing with a minimum of gagging. Once you have had a few successful attempts, you'll become more accustomed to swallowing semen and the gagging will stop.

2) Avoid the taste buds

The main complaints about the taste of semen are that it is bitter and salty. The taste buds on different areas of the tongue are sensitive to specific tastes: sweet on the tip of the tongue, salty and sour on the sides, and bitter at the back. When swallowing semen, you can minimize the unpleasant tastes by trying to keep it away from the corresponding parts of your tongue. Since the "bitter" taste buds at the back of the throat are the most problematic, the solution is either to overshoot them by deep throating or by pooling the semen in the front of the mouth and then swallowing quickly in one gulp. Make sure the semen spends as little time as possible lingering near the back of your tongue.

3) Deep throat

As mentioned in the above tip, when you perform deep throat, the head of the cheap cialis is in so deeply that it extends past the "bitter" taste buds that are on the back of the tongue. As your man reaches the moment of ejaculation, take his penis as far into your throat as you can, swallow as his semen hits the back of your throat, and continue swallowing until he's finished. You'll never taste it if you can avoid getting it on your tongue.

4) Use flavored lubes

There are a number of flavored lubes available that may help you disguise the taste of semen. Pick the flavor that you like the best and spread a generous amount all over his penis before putting it in your mouth. This has the added bonus of making fellatio, especially deep throating, easier because you don't have to produce all the lubricant yourself.

5) Pop a mint

Try sucking on an Altoid, Tic Tac, or mentholated cough drop immediately before performing fellatio. The mint will kill the taste of the semen when he ejaculates. Also, many men enjoy getting a tingle from mint or menthol products on their penises.

With the first five tips, you can hide the fact that you don't like the taste of his semen. With these last two, however, you're obviously trying to disguise the taste. With a little finesse on your part, though, he won't mind.

5) Wash it down

One way to keep from having to taste semen when you swallow is to wash it down with something. If you have a glass of water by your bedside, after he ejaculates, simply reach for the glass of water and wash the semen down the same way you would a pill or capsule. (Remember those health benefits.) Try not to move your head too much, other than tilting it back, in order to minimize the sloshing effect. Done correctly, you'll never taste it.

7) Just a spoonful of sugar

Instead of taking your "medicine" like a good girl with only water to wash it down, try following Mary Poppins' advice to disguise the taste with a "spoonful of sugar." You can easily use a mouthful of chocolate syrup or honey to chase down the semen and get the taste out of your mouth. Using food as part of fellatio also causes you to subconsciously associate sucking a penis with swallowing something that tastes good. Eventually, that association may make swallowing semen "neat" taste good to you.

If a man has to worry about ejaculating, feeling that it is an imposition on the woman or the cause of unpleasantness, it creates tension. He cannot fully relax or fully enjoy his climax. A woman who swallows puts her partner at ease and allows him to relax and enjoy one of the most intimate and pleasurable sex acts she can perform on him.

All women know that men LOVE oral sex, but not all women know how to do it properly. Giving good fellatio is NOT just about opening your mouth and bobbing up and down. To find out what every woman needs to know about giving her man oral pleasure, click here.


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